Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Ronaldod]

Right? There would be so much dick leftover. Lol. NO ONE WANTS LEFTOVER DICK.

This expression is something new for me. Was first thinking about some dick and a butcher knife....

 

[CoffeeKnight]

This expression is something new for me. Was first thinking about some dick and a butcher knife....

Nope, nope, nope.....

 

[goldmouthbitch]

i believe the saying has something to do with LEFT OVER CRACK and ends with "and we all know theres no such thing as left over crack"

 

[Rumi_Bloom]

Got a new pet peeve as of my last show... it was a rarer occurrence before that. But people coming into your room and pming just so first thing they can ask if single/ if will meet them in person. I answer truthfully with a no to both and they immediately leave the room. Wtf?... I don't think a cam site is a good place to look for a date, you're walking into someone's place of work, seeing it is sex work, and assuming they must be lonely or something silly. One guy I said two sentences to in main chat and he seemed funny. PMed immediately saying he thought we must be soulmates cause we liked two or three same things and said he wanted a date. When I said I'm living with my partner he immediately was out. I don't get it...

 

[CoffeeKnight]

Got a new pet peeve as of my last show... it was a rarer occurrence before that. But people coming into your room and pming just so first thing they can ask if single/ if will meet them in person. I answer truthfully with a no to both and they immediately leave the room. Wtf?... I don't think a cam site is a good place to look for a date, you're walking into someone's place of work, seeing it is sex work, and assuming they must be lonely or something silly. One guy I said two sentences to in main chat and he seemed funny. PMed immediately saying he thought we must be soulmates cause we liked two or three same things and said he wanted a date. When I said I'm living with my partner he immediately was out. I don't get it...

Whenever I browse the member webcams on MFC I always see a few that have their profiles filled out like a dating profile and talking about the type of person they would like to meet. They usually have a bit about what good relationship material they are as well. A few even have phone numbers listed.

One super creepy one a while back even had his address listed and said he was looking for a 'roommate' in his flat.

Not all members thankfully but judging from that and some of the post we get here I would say there is a small but noteworthy percentage of members treat cam sites like they are a dating app. Or at least like they are an escort site.

Sorry you've had to deal with that. At least you were able to get rid of them quickly.

 

[Ronaldod]

Problem is also there are escorts sites that allows escort girls to advertise in their profiles with links to cam site profile. And i remember that the first page of CB that where on certain times girls where positioned that also are working as escorts. These things together can give to some customers the wrong impression on what is possible on a cam site.

The problem as always it is the revenue certain sites will loose by prohibiting these activities.

 

[nzhere]

 

[Ronaldod]

Do not forget to mention the stick shift in the back seat....

 

[nzhere]

Turn on the wipers BB here it comes

 

[Kiki Jane]

My car is so messy, it would make one weird sexy show. Could be a bdsm show, where I make a slave clean my car.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Dude tips for a flash.
I ask "boobs or butt?"
Dude: Sho that body bb
Me: .... boobs or butt?
Dude: Stand
Me: ........ boobs or butt? (typed this time because maybe he didn't hear me?)
Dude: Stand for me bb
Me: (typing with massive eyeroll) stand is 1gold. you tipped for a flash, what do you want?
Dude: (fucking fi.nal.ly) Butt



Was that SO fucking hard?

 

[SaffronBurke]

Always? You've only known who I am for like three seconds.

 

[EmptyKins]

Oh another thing that annoys the shit out of me. Guys making the statement: "I have a 10/12/14 inch cock wanna see?" So I say prove it asshole, hold up a ruler next to your dick on cam and if it really is x measurement I'll give you a week of free snapchat. I had a guy the other night who kept saying "I'm looking for a ruler, can you give a peek?" "OMG I can't find a ruler" and continued to beg for mercy for like 10 minutes. I now call it the Delilah Dick Challenge and it cracks my regulars the hell up LMAO.

one time a dude really did have a 14 inch cock. So I gave him a month of free snapchat and I'm trying to convince him to start cam modeling because he would make a killing.

I only do this if the member agrees to make his cam public so everyone else in the room can watch and rate. Same with the people who ask me to view their cam for free! 90% run away and the brave 10% field as many rude comments as I do so it's fun ^_^

 

[SaffronBurke]

I couldn't form words to reply to this dude at first and just stared at my cam with my mouth open. Congrats, dude, you broke my brain.




Hmmm, I don't know, let's try reading my room topic, oh yeah, probably not?




Also, considering the number of girls I see with their tip vibes mentioned on their biopics, and probably in their room topics as well, ummmmmmm USE YOUR EYEBALLS READING ISN'T HARD.

 

[NotYou]

I only do this if the member agrees to make his cam public so everyone else in the room can watch and rate. Same with the people who ask me to view their cam for free! 90% run away and the brave 10% field as many rude comments as I do so it's fun ^_^

You ladies didn't know? Cam sites are the one stop shop for ALL the guys in the world with 10" or larger. Most rooms I go into anyway, even if a guy does really have a large size like that, the model isn't ever impressed - from what I have seen/experienced from all is a simple "oh cool, you have a big dick... and what? You want a free show because of it?". Guys who have large dicks or guys with muscles (sorry don't mean to stereotype all), seem to come across as feeling like THEY are owed free stuff from the model "just because"... this is all just from what I have seen, it's always that kind of thing and they are round about assholes the majority of times.



But yeah sorry, I don't mean to offend those who work out a lot or have huge dick etc that do still treat ladies as they should be: with respect and manners - like a decent human being.

 

[Emberblaze]

You ladies didn't know? Cam sites are the one stop shop for ALL the guys in the world with 10" or larger. Most rooms I go into anyway, even if a guy does really have a large size like that, the model isn't ever impressed - from what I have seen/experienced from all is a simple "oh cool, you have a big dick... and what? You want a free show because of it?". Guys who have large dicks or guys with muscles (sorry don't mean to stereotype all), seem to come across as feeling like THEY are owed free stuff from the model "just because"... this is all just from what I have seen, it's always that kind of thing and they are round about assholes the majority of times.



But yeah sorry, I don't mean to offend those who work out a lot or have huge dick etc that do still treat ladies as they should be: with respect and manners - like a decent human being.

Half the guys making those claims are using stolen photos and are actually bridge trolls that are convinced women don't like them because they look like bridge trolls when in reality it's actually because they act like bridge trolls.

 

[NotYou]

Half the guys making those claims are using stolen photos and are actually bridge trolls that are convinced women don't like them because they look like bridge trolls when in reality it's actually because they act like bridge trolls.

You mean like all those "women" who are guys that have photos of stolen google images as their photos? lol
That shit always amazes me. Obviously a simple right click > search google images, reveals where the image was stolen from and that "woman" (or person) is a fake. Some of them are REALLY dumb and use images that have been cover photos for magazines and all sorts.

 

[Goblin]

Half the guys making those claims are using stolen photos

It's my theory that most guys with big dicks don't make a big deal out of it / don't mention it

 

[NotYou]

It's my theory that most guys with big dicks don't make a big deal out of it / don't mention it

Exactly, same here/ From what I have read from a few broadcasters etc that DO have one, they seem to suggest it's their friends that go on and on about it (in real life etc) and it embarrasses them. And to be honest, I bet it really gets so boring and annoying to constantly be talking about the size.

 

[KristinKervz]

I apparently look like everyone's mom.

"Hi mom"
"Hi mommy"
"You look like my mom friend"
"you look like my mum, bb."

I'm 29.

 

[NotYou]

I apparently look like everyone's mom.

"Hi mom"
"Hi mommy"
"You look like my mom friend"
"you look like my mum, bb."

I'm 29.

And I bet the majority of guys saying it to you are 40+ lol.
I find that weird. I understand it's a fetish but when I see a 40 or 50 year old calling a 20 or 30 year old "mom/mommy", it's just strange. I think a lot of the times it's based mental age?

 

[SaffronBurke]

I apparently look like everyone's mom.

"Hi mom"
"Hi mommy"
"You look like my mom friend"
"you look like my mum, bb."

I'm 29.

Same, if I'm your mom, you're not old enough to be on a porn site, gtfo. Also, take out the fucking trash, and clean your room!

 

[DuoShi]

I saw this in chat, and I thought "That's deep, dawg."

 

[SaffronBurke]

1. That's actually very rude.
2. Keep your mouth shut and go to a model whose rates are in your price range you fuckwad.

 

[Rumi_Bloom]

A camgirl came into my room stalking a patron of mine wondering why he was in my room and not hers... Was told this after the fact by the patron I trust and she was hella weird in chat. Coming in and out constantly last night and saying things like:

"I came to check out ya girl and give her tips" - at said patron

"You should just put on music loud and shake it that's what I do and my room is great." - I've been told many times to not play music in my shows, especially not loud over my voice so people couldn't hear me and get ear blasted...

"Oh you wanna talk to another camgirl?" - referencing said friend patron trying to get me to talk to a more popular camgirl he knows and see if she can help popularize me - "I wouldn't recommend it, you might catch something seeing her, like AIDS."

Just wtf girl...? I won't mention names to keep everyone anonymous but... yikes. And right after my patron informed me over on twitter that they'd had a falling out when she got possessive and he had to block her on many sites, so now she chaturbate follows him around in rooms... Whaaa? I had no idea this could be a thing.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Dudes who don't bother to read/ask questions before going exclusive just baffle me.


(not sure what "bn" means but ok)
I let him know that I don't do that, and I get

Uhhhhh, reading my profile or even my show topic would have answered that: I do tease, fetishes and femdom.

Thanks for the $3, though!

 

[bud9752]

bn = butt naked or buck naked ??

 

[Cutie_Kisses]

"u lookin' like an octopus"

...wha?

 

[Ambers Troll]

bn = butt naked or buck naked ??

...always buck naked technically, but butt is fine too. (Butt naked may just refer to the butt, not the whole body ...in that case a different meaning)

Where it comes from in language is in doubt. The one I like is related to the process of 'bucking' cloths. A buck is used to soak clothing in lye.

you have to admit that being naked is certainly what you would be if you were to have only one set of clothes and they were in the wash, being bucked. I would call that condition buck naked quite by definition.

 

[Mintx]

Members that say they want you to be posting more [x] kind of clips.

But haven't bought anything.

Haven't ordered a custom.