Things members say that make you LOL

[hapa74]

can i pm me

I dunno, man, is this a trick question?

The funny thing is, it's entirely possible to do that

 

[JerryBoBerry]

can i pm me

I dunno, man, is this a trick question?

The funny thing is, it's entirely possible to do that

Sadly, I do it all the time. Whenever I want to make sure a picture link from a web page will show up in chat as a picture and not a Red X, I send it to myself in PM first to see.

 

[hapa74]

can i pm me

I dunno, man, is this a trick question?

The funny thing is, it's entirely possible to do that

Sadly, I do it all the time. Whenever I want to make sure a picture link from a web page will show up in chat as a picture and not a Red X, I send it to myself in PM first to see.

Yup! This is exactly what I do

 

[JimsX]

DaLongshank: Too damn sexy! 11inches of white cock with cam doing a show too. PM me if you might want to talk. Or maybe even work together in some way sometime

:lol: :lol: This dude has been trying this for months. I wonder why all the ladies don't take him up on his offer?

 

[SaffronBurke]

can i pm me

I dunno, man, is this a trick question?

The funny thing is, it's entirely possible to do that

Sadly, I do it all the time. Whenever I want to make sure a picture link from a web page will show up in chat as a picture and not a Red X, I send it to myself in PM first to see.

I test emotes with myself.

 

[helloimc]

 

[Leon_Omega]

Maybe he just has high hopes for the future

 

[ComicOzzie]

Willie__: tip if your hard
jaytee_: that means willie never hard

Oh snap! :lol:

 

[WildNative]

A PM conversation from yesterday. I only kept it going because it was so ridiculous.

05:45:36 PM rcrfan313329: hi
05:45:47 PM LilyMarie: hi
05:45:56 PM rcrfan313329: how r u
05:46:23 PM rcrfan313329: how would u like 5,000
05:46:30 PM LilyMarie: tokens?
05:46:35 PM rcrfan313329: yes
05:47:11 PM LilyMarie: Of course I'd like them xD
05:47:25 PM rcrfan313329: all u have to do is a show on skype for me
05:47:38 PM LilyMarie: sure.
05:47:46 PM rcrfan313329: show first please
05:48:00 PM rcrfan313329: what is ur skype name baby
05:48:35 PM rcrfan313329: well
05:48:45 PM LilyMarie: You can tip for a skype show and then we make an appointment and I'll tell you my skype name.
05:48:57 PM rcrfan313329: 10,000
05:49:25 PM LilyMarie: ?
05:49:38 PM rcrfan313329: 10,000 tokens for the show first
05:50:38 PM LilyMarie: You can tip however much you like, and I'll tell you how many skype minutes/hours you can get for that.
05:50:41 PM LilyMarie: Then I'll add you on skype.
05:50:46 PM LilyMarie: We can do the show when I log off.
05:50:59 PM rcrfan313329: 50,000 for the show first
05:51:23 PM LilyMarie: what are you talking about.
05:51:40 PM rcrfan313329: 50,000 tokens to do thej show first on skype
05:52:17 PM LilyMarie: you want me to do the show before you tip me?
05:52:31 PM rcrfan313329: yes and u will even get a new car
05:55:50 PM LilyMarie: you don't have a dollar in your pocket, dude.
05:55:53 PM LilyMarie: you're ridiculous. gtfo
05:56:40 PM rcrfan313329: well i would have gave u 100,000
05:56:51 PM LilyMarie: no xD
05:56:55 PM LilyMarie: you don't have ANY tokens.
05:56:58 PM LilyMarie: your tokens are hidden.
05:57:01 PM rcrfan313329: yes i do
05:57:02 PM LilyMarie: you see, you pay girls FIRST
05:57:06 PM LilyMarie: and then they give you stuff.
05:57:09 PM LilyMarie: not the other way round.
05:57:24 PM rcrfan313329: u just said for 100,000 u would do it first
05:57:47 PM LilyMarie: NO xD
05:57:53 PM LilyMarie: I'm making fun of you the whole time
05:57:55 PM LilyMarie: unhide your tokens
05:58:05 PM rcrfan313329: i know
05:58:27 PM rcrfan313329: i was gonna offer u 250,000
06:00:32 PM rcrfan313329: well then u should have not said u do it for 100,000
06:01:36 PM LilyMarie: I didn't
06:01:38 PM LilyMarie: It was a joke
06:01:46 PM LilyMarie: NO GIRL WILL EVER GIVE YOU A SHOW BEFORE YOU PAY HER.
06:01:47 PM rcrfan313329: yeah ok
06:02:20 PM rcrfan313329: yes last offer 500,000
06:03:14 PM LilyMarie:
06:03:56 PM rcrfan313329: 750,000
06:04:13 PM LilyMarie: like I said, you don't have a dollar in your pocket. That's why you're hiding your tokens.
06:04:22 PM LilyMarie: You don't even know what 750000 tokens means.
06:04:46 PM rcrfan313329: no that is not y i don't want noone to see how many tokens i have
06:04:59 PM LilyMarie: how many do you have?
06:05:40 PM rcrfan313329: what how many do u want i have my own company
06:07:00 PM LilyMarie: what's your company's name?
06:07:48 PM rcrfan313329: t & k landscaping and construction
06:08:27 PM rcrfan313329: so what do u say
06:09:18 PM LilyMarie: You can tip the right amount for a skype show and then we can do it.
06:09:31 PM LilyMarie: If you think I'll give you anything without seeing the money first, you have the intelligence of a 7 year old.
06:09:44 PM rcrfan313329: 1 million
06:11:23 PM LilyMarie: sure, tip it. Then we can skype.
06:11:35 PM rcrfan313329: no
06:12:04 PM LilyMarie: cause you don't have ANY tokens, man
06:12:06 PM LilyMarie: im telling you
06:12:10 PM LilyMarie: no one's falling for that game
06:12:14 PM rcrfan313329: yes i do
06:13:13 PM rcrfan313329: 2 million
06:14:24 PM rcrfan313329: 5 million
06:15:36 PM rcrfan313329: so u doing it
06:19:04 PM rcrfan313329: 10 million
06:20:35 PM rcrfan313329: y must u be a bitch for
06:21:25 PM LilyMarie: I'm not a bitch, I just don't fall for your shit
06:21:34 PM LilyMarie: You're probably a 13 year old kid who's using his daddy's account.
06:21:39 PM LilyMarie: I can't explain this any other way.
06:21:42 PM rcrfan313329: yeah right


tl;dr:
After starting off at 5000 tokens, this guy ended up offering me 10 million tokens to do a Skype show with him before he paid me for it. Until the end, he thought I was taking him seriously.

I just joined AC today (I'm on MFC) and I feel weird for stalking older posts, but holy shit, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Some winners I've gotten in my few months camming:

"doggy for pussy bb?"
"Ok, pls watch my cam for free if I only show the tip of it"
"mmmm,love to take that hair and shove it down your throat"
"I hope you are ready for your first black experience."
"How much to tip you to have my baby?"

 

[JimsX]

This was said to me after I took another guy's favourite model private:

Jims is some asshole who exploites the women here for his own sexual gratification

Taking her private, giving her money (tokens), and then tipping again after the private. I really AM an asshole!

:lol: :lol:

 

[Nordling]

I hope he wasn't serious.

mogley6969: I have never masturbated until now! I did not even realize I was doing it until my wife ask me what I was doing!

 

[JimsX]

I hope he wasn't serious.

mogley6969: I have never masturbated until now! I did not even realize I was doing it until my wife ask me what I was doing!

I love reading this thread just before I sleep :lol:

 

[Leon_Omega]

This was said to me after I took another guy's favourite model private:

Jims is some asshole who exploites the women here for his own sexual gratification

Taking her private, giving her money (tokens), and then tipping again after the private. I really AM an asshole!

:lol: :lol:

How DARE you go on a camsite to get sexual gratification!

You should be ashamed!

 

[Amelia Liddell]

this made me laugh :-D

 

[Nordling]

Wish I could include the audio. Sedenna handled this weird troll rather nicely, but was amused with him for a few minutes.

 

[PunkInDrublic]

Model warns a dude that if he makes another request without tipping he will be banned.

Dude: I've been thrown out of nicer places than this toots

Was stupid but I laughed

 

[JoleneBrody]

Model warns a dude that if he makes another request without tipping he will be banned.

Dude: I've been thrown out of nicer places than this toots

Was stupid but I laughed

Dammit this made me choke on my soup! :lol:

 

[SavannahMai]

tempting offer, how could i possibly refuse this gentleman....

juwayne22: id love to show you my cock, but under one condition. talk dirty to me

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Member who has known me for idk how many years, randomly sent me his message via twitter DM: "Ann, your laughter is like that of an evil little girl burning down someone's house, and I love it." XD

 

[JimsX]

I once had a friend who had a job circumcising elephants. The pay was lousy, but the tips were huge.

:lol: :lol:

 

[SavannahMai]

From a basic on SM, i laughed so hard my tummy was hurting during all of this :-D

i'll be paying the money for a half-an-hour show
just need to make sure ur feet are sexy
let me have a glance n then go for private
this is a bisiness but not a fair one from ur side
i thought u would go for it for a millionaire in UAE
ok, i'll catch someone else
good luck

 

[LilyMarie]

José is very excited.

 

[PennyLaPerv]

Member who has known me for idk how many years, randomly sent me his message via twitter DM: "Ann, your laughter is like that of an evil little girl burning down someone's house, and I love it." XD

Awe! I would totally appreciate this compliment. Little firestarter!

 

[WildNative]

I got this one a couple days ago: "Just open cam first bb and I tip for private.". He then sends ANOTHER message saying "Bb please I have so many tokens to give u just one look plz bb."

 

[bakersman]

José is very excited.

When you know that I know that you know I'm excited about 'almost pussy' that's when I'm very excited, you know.

:lol:

 

[weirdbr]

u have boobs
i have a weener
its huge

Thanks for the insightful comments...

 

[ComicOzzie]

I got this one a couple days ago: "Just open cam first bb and I tip for private.". He then sends ANOTHER message saying "Bb please I have so many tokens to give u just one look plz bb."

He has no tokens. I guarantee it.

 

[Nordling]

Oh, yeah, I'll jump right on that train Mr. Dubai, said the model to this guy who was either a total fake or an Arab pimp. "LIKE a strip club" "do SOME THINGS for them."

moneymachine25 : A girl like you shouldn't be in here should be in a museum because u r masterpiece
moneymachine25 : U know u could be making hunderds of thousands of $$ in middle east
moneymachine25 : I could hook u up if want me to
moneymachine25 : I Promise u i well do it when ever is the right time for it
moneymachine25 : But what u think
moneymachine25 : It like a strip clup in Dubai that u well get paid when u do some thing for them
moneymachine25 : Am not a pimp its Business
moneymachine25 : Yeah for shaikh am a guy
moneymachine25 : I come to america ever now and then
moneymachine25 : Just to get beautiful girls like u
moneymachine25 : I dont force them its with their Will
moneymachine25 : U know what ill talk to u on ur email and think about it to talk to u later

 

[ComicOzzie]

Oh, yeah, I'll jump right on that train Mr. Dubai, said the model to this guy who was either a total fake or an Arab pimp. "LIKE a strip club" "do SOME THINGS for them."

moneymachine25 : A girl like you shouldn't be in here should be in a museum because u r masterpiece
moneymachine25 : U know u could be making hunderds of thousands of $$ in middle east
moneymachine25 : I could hook u up if want me to
moneymachine25 : I Promise u i well do it when ever is the right time for it
moneymachine25 : But what u think
moneymachine25 : It like a strip clup in Dubai that u well get paid when u do some thing for them
moneymachine25 : Am not a pimp its Business
moneymachine25 : Yeah for shaikh am a guy
moneymachine25 : I come to america ever now and then
moneymachine25 : Just to get beautiful girls like u
moneymachine25 : I dont force them its with their Will
moneymachine25 : U know what ill talk to u on ur email and think about it to talk to u later

I believe this is the plot for Taken 3: The Takening.

 

[ComicOzzie]

habinsfart: how are you
dickyassnuts: habinsfart is a funny cool name

I'm not sure that I would want someone who calls himself dickyassnuts thinking I had a cool, funny name.