:lol:I'm getting my turtleneck. I'm not defusing a bomb topless.
:lol:I'm getting my turtleneck. I'm not defusing a bomb topless.
JimsX said:A model claims to be "a certified genius." I popped into her room to ask how she knows she is a genius. She stared at the screen chewing her thumbnail for at least 30 seconds and then finally said, "I took a test."
I giggled.
Adrey_: i think everyone is just trying to say the rudest thing they can think today
Adrey_: your turn
Oh my god if George Carlin was a model I would have tipped him until my fingers bled. :OCallMeWilliam said:Topic: The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
:lol:
Occupation/Major: World domination!
I was looking through David's timeline last night after Sophia tweeted that. He seemed like enough of a loser in everything he tweeted I had to block.Shaun__ said:I had so many choices about where to put this.
desertwa: Just got out the shower, butt naked... who wants to chat? contact s_k_y_p_e: Trums2 (*21.F.USA*)
JollieAnn: no more depressed and cheated
JollieAnn: now she got out of shower
JerryBoBerry said:Was torn between this thread and the WTF thread.
Olivia. Yes, it's what you think it is, and there was a roll of toilet paper involved. :?
Don't ask for any more specifics, cause I don't know.
Mathiias: Pretty high topic for it not being peak time, but you're the most beautiful model on atm, so worth it
LovelyKittie: mat for non tippers like u every topic is high
Mathiias: Yeh, haven't been on too much lately
CharlotteLace said:Perved on LoveLanaLove just now.
Dude: What's the biggest cock you've had??
Lana: No girl knows that. It's not like when she's about to fuck a guy, she goes 'wait! Stop! I must measure you and record this data!"
Her delivery was fantastic and I can't stop giggling now.