Things models say that make you go 'lol'

[GweenBlack]

I didn't think dinosaurs were real until a few years ago. I thought they were like Bigfoot.

Gween needs to talk to this young lady. :lol:

Once i heard that dinosaurs are an invention to test your faith. People built those massive bones to test your faith in God
Idk, man. Weird people do exist :lol:

 

[Misono]

xXDaisyXx: 2999 to send me to bed :
Goodguy58: I think its somebody elses turn to send Daisy to bed
Misono: genuine question, but worded that way why would people pay people to leave? I don't get that.
Goodguy58: If you care you can see Daisy is really tired but needs the tokens at this time
xXDaisyXx: well when no one wants shows or anything some of my regs tip so i dont lose out on target but so i can go to bed x

White knights, and a very strange concept, to me at least. Thoughts?

 

[JordanBlack]

xXDaisyXx: 2999 to send me to bed :
Goodguy58: I think its somebody elses turn to send Daisy to bed
Misono: genuine question, but worded that way why would people pay people to leave? I don't get that.
Goodguy58: If you care you can see Daisy is really tired but needs the tokens at this time
xXDaisyXx: well when no one wants shows or anything some of my regs tip so i dont lose out on target but so i can go to bed x

White knights, and a very strange concept, to me at least. Thoughts?

Why would you worry about how someone else spends his/ her tokens? Even if you don't find it logical, others, like Goodguy58 find it perfectly normal. Just move on, as no justification from others will probably please you. It's like this with any other likes and dislikes, fetishes etc.

 

[mynameisbob84]

xXDaisyXx: 2999 to send me to bed :
Goodguy58: I think its somebody elses turn to send Daisy to bed
Misono: genuine question, but worded that way why would people pay people to leave? I don't get that.
Goodguy58: If you care you can see Daisy is really tired but needs the tokens at this time
xXDaisyXx: well when no one wants shows or anything some of my regs tip so i dont lose out on target but so i can go to bed x

White knights, and a very strange concept, to me at least. Thoughts?

I guess it could be a few things. Could be that the member(s) want to feel needed by the model. "Without me (us), the model wouldn't be tucked up in bed right now, she'd be working still!". Could be that the member is under the impression that if they do enough "nice things" for the model, they'll wind up in her pants. Could be that they're so infatuated with the model, there's nothing they wouldn't do for them, and the model knows that. Could be that they're incredibly rich and have the means to ensure that someone they've come to care about can get to bed without having to worry about working a shift they're too tired to work without it affecting their bank account in any meaningful way. Could be a financial domination thing.

That said, I can't see myself ever paying a model 2999 tokens to go to bed :?

 

[JimsX]

xXDaisyXx: 2999 to send me to bed :
Goodguy58: I think its somebody elses turn to send Daisy to bed
Misono: genuine question, but worded that way why would people pay people to leave? I don't get that.
Goodguy58: If you care you can see Daisy is really tired but needs the tokens at this time
xXDaisyXx: well when no one wants shows or anything some of my regs tip so i dont lose out on target but so i can go to bed x

White knights, and a very strange concept, to me at least. Thoughts?

I am kinda with you on this. I have tipped the rest of a model's goal when I know she is tired or sick or whatever, but I would not like another member telling me to do it. I wouldn't even like the model to ask. To me this is something a guy should do on his own just because he wants to.

 

[bakersman]

mmmmm, boobies and pus, WELCOME, GUYS!

 

[MsDonkey]

Here's one from tonight from KayleePond.

No! How do I make my lips even frown?! :-D

 

[JimsX]

pleikumedic: I do love your ass
Model: ty
ur ass fien too
fine
pleikumedic: yw
pleikumedic: glad you like it
pleikumedic: lol
Model: lol
ofc i do
pleikumedic: like my ass or my cock most?
pleikumedic: hehehe
pleikumedic: perfect pose
Model: no ur ass better
very spankable
pleikumedic: :crybaby:
pleikumedic: I remember, you spanked me and told me to fuck Dari harder
Model: jk'
pleikumedic: and you kissed it better after we came
Model: im going to skype show see ya ok

:lol: :lol: Poor guy

 

[JessieWolfe]

"dudedude": hey beuatiful
im drew from nyc
ur awesome beautiful
everything
is perfect
can we get naked and intimate
talk and get to really know u
i wanna best way to know u
no talk while naked
spread ur legs
baby
lets talk and moan baby
what are u into
how hrad
im so hard
holy shit
i wanna see ur pussy up close
so wet
legs spread
go hard baby
moan cum for me baby
imagine me
all tatted up inside u
making u feel special
im saying im all tattoed
no dildo
hate dildos
zoom in again
w ur face showing
and pussy
cum baby
so wet
so much cum
deep sex
im so hard

so he started out by saying he only wanted to talk to me in exclusive. big surprise he lied hahaha
he tatted up inside me haha
and deep sex.

Idk why but i just laughed when the exclusive was over. As soon as i touched myself he had this weird idea that i would cum automatically. this whole exclusive was over the span of 3 minutes haha.

 

[JessieWolfe]

oh shit, i thought this was the members that make you go lol thread. disregard my last post haha :lol:

 

[JerryBoBerry]

SexySteph just chatting after a show and all of a sudden she blurts out this little gem.

I'm like a cucumber that sits on the counter all day and gets all room 'tempuratey.'

:lol:

Edit.
And then JUST as i hit submit, this. Oh the conversations that take place.

Doing coke is way better than being a pedophile.

 

[SexySteph]

SexySteph just chatting after a show and all of a sudden she blurts out this little gem.

I'm like a cucumber that sits on the counter all day and gets all room 'tempuratey.'

:lol:

Edit.
And then JUST as i hit submit, this. Oh the conversations that take place.

Doing coke is way better than being a pedophile.

To be fair that was me being humble. I said I was a cool as a specific type of cucumber. lol

 

[MrRodry]

 

[JimsX]

Saw this as a topic

Make me an offer on Samsung Note 3. Never been dropped in the bath before, I swear

:lol: :lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

simonic29: Hi. Are you more of a shoes or barefoot kind of girl?
adrey_: Im a i dont care to have a conversation about my feet kind of girl

:lol:

 

[JimsX]

407 to cumshow ... model changes it to 400

im going to remove the 7 to help you guys with the math

:lol:

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Wouldn't it be easier just to go tip that other girl for her panties directly?

 

[DivSavel]

Wouldn't it be easier just to go tip that other girl for her panties directly?

My brain immediately goes to weirder places.

Did a model do a show at her house, accidentally forget her panties, and now this 2nd model is selling them? As a model, when I make videos or do shows sometimes panties just disappear. I've made a porn before and then wondered "Hmm, did I leave my panties in the room I filmed, or did I drop them somewhere else?" at which point I put on new panties and potentially forget about the old. I always find them same-day so there's no reason for me to be concerned. But, what if one of those pairs of magical disappearing panties was left with model number 2 who decided "I want to make a profit off of these". In which case, those are some old dirty panties. o_o

 

[Shaun__]

Wouldn't it be easier just to go tip that other girl for her panties directly?

My brain immediately goes to weirder places.

Did a model do a show at her house, accidentally forget her panties, and now this 2nd model is selling them? As a model, when I make videos or do shows sometimes panties just disappear. I've made a porn before and then wondered "Hmm, did I leave my panties in the room I filmed, or did I drop them somewhere else?" at which point I put on new panties and potentially forget about the old. I always find them same-day so there's no reason for me to be concerned. But, what if one of those pairs of magical disappearing panties was left with model number 2 who decided "I want to make a profit off of these". In which case, those are some old dirty panties. o_o

What if model number 2 is actually sneaking around stealing panties when people least suspect it.

 

[Johndoe91]

I'll have to paraphrase here, but it was lol worthy

Girlsfartforme: hi
Model: don't even ask it guy
Girlsfartforme: how are you?
Model: don't talk to me fart, im not doing it

 

[Jupiter551]

Newsfeed:
now accepting custom videos even fart customs

:lol:
I guess it's better than saying "Hey guys, I'm gassy so if you want fart vids now's the time!"

 

[JimsX]

This is lol and wtf.

hu wanna watch me masturbate with my plastic uzi
its loaded w/ my cum
my pussy smell soooo rank rn
sometimes they smell sweet
only if u really love the girl tho
then even if they havent washed in weeks
wait jk no thats gross lol
sometimes the vag cheese is too much

 

[Jupiter551]

She knows what's up :lol:

Mraroused: What have you done to me......Lol
busty_MILF_V: nothing mraroused
busty_MILF_V: its because you are new member on mfc mraroused
Mraroused: You've captured me!!!
Mraroused: I'm going to fall asleep looking and listening to you

 

[weirdbr]

On a model's tumblr:

Anonymous asked: Do you have natural boobs?

I have natural boobs hosting silicone refugees.

:lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

Just now, in Niki Skyler's room...

Guys, what the hell is my name on Snapchat?

:lol:

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

I just popped into a model's room and heard her say to a regular: "If I wasn't busy slapping my vagina, I'd ban you!"

 

[Nordling]

No one was tipping but plenty were asking for stuff. What was surprising was how many guys thought she was serious. lol I mean Russian humor can be dry but sheesh.

 

[LadyBellaKush]

Sexy Camscore BB​

 

[TacoBelle]

Sexy Camscore BB​

What? Is this something a model has said? There's really no context whatsoever.



Sidenote: it's kinda an unspoken rule around here not to use crazy colors or the 'center' justification for posts unless it's for poetry or literally highlighting a portion of text. You can still do it (we're not the boss of you), but your posts might not be taken seriously. :thumbleft:

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Guest: suck my dick

With a laughing smile Kickaz immediately replies: Suck my dick, it's bigger than yours!


:lol: