Things models say that make you go 'lol'

[Ann_Sulu]

Member: Do you have any latex?

Me: I have what is essentially faux latex, but not "genuine" latex if that's what you're after.

Member: I am
I am a proper fetishist
What about those leather gloves and boots then?

Me: *Says yes while both laughing and screaming internally due to neither being genuine leather*

Whoops meant to put this in the "members that make you lol" section meh oh well still sorta works I guess. *shrug

 

[lightbulbee]

room topic on mfc: I'm a new boy. Let's hang ourselves....Yes, I'm easily amused

 

[staringatstars]

Watching a CB model and I tipped for a prize on Token keno, I won a request, my lighter had quit working and the only thing I wanted at that moment was a light for my cig, she asked what I wanted and I replied I want a light for my cig. Quick as anything she grabbed her phone turned the light on, on it and held it up to the cam.

 

[staringatstars]

This made me laugh from a trans models blog: I took the day off camming today because I'm tired and not feeling great, spent 4 hour masturbating instead!

 

[Johndoe91]

Not to poke fun at anyone's English, but I came across a model who keeps setting her topic as:
"I'm hurny, come play with me"

 

[AnaBee]

These are tags girl is using:

"#asian #squirt #bbw #anal #bigboobs #18 #french #feet #ebony #german #ohmibod #mature #teen #young #lovense #latina #daddy #mistress #taboo #c2c #new #slave #bigcock #pant".

She obviously doesn't speak any English but still has higher traffic then me.
I'm trying out her tags tomorrow!

 

[emptiedglass]

Let's hope she wears small shoes!
(I drew her attention to how it sounded and she changed it. We both got a good laugh out of it & she's okay with me sharing it... but she wants to remain anonymous haha.)

 

[emptiedglass]

LunaLamb: "I need to find something to stick in myself" as she steps out of view for a few seconds and returns with a dildo and vibrator.

 

[Magnolia]

LunaLamb: "I need to find something to stick in myself" as she steps out of view for a few seconds and returns with a dildo and vibrator.

Luna is a gift to the camworld. I love that woman and the things that come out of her mouth.

 

[emptiedglass]

Luna is a gift to the camworld. I love that woman and the things that come out of her mouth.

Agreed. Very glad I found her! Sadly I don't get to hang out with her as often as I'd like due to my schedule.

 

[fandango]

More WTF than lol but the things models say that make you go WTF thread is locked.

Anyways a nice wholesome topic from this model.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

More WTF than lol but the things models say that make you go WTF thread is locked.

I wonder why. Thought it was a year before Xenforo locked threads.
https://www.ambercutie.com/forums/t...that-make-you-go-wtf.919/page-107#post-806793

@AmberCutie

 

[AmberCutie]

I wonder why. Thought it was a year before Xenforo locked threads.
https://www.ambercutie.com/forums/t...that-make-you-go-wtf.919/page-107#post-806793
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@AmberCutie

6 months now I believe, which is still too long.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

More WTF than lol but the things models say that make you go WTF thread is locked.

Anyways a nice wholesome topic from this model.

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I will see your rape fantasy, and raise you one borderline necrophilia vid...

 

[Ms_Gingersnatch]

I will see your rape fantasy, and raise you one borderline necrophilia vid...

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While the executrix ("death by snu-snu") genre exists and can be executed* in a very sexy manner, I feel like the "he's actually dying" notation on that video kinda kills the mood. But maybe I just don't appreciate the fetish enough...?

*pardon the pun

 

[SaffronBurke]

TFW you're camming on no sleep and lots of energy drinks.........

Dude: Suck me up
Me: Sure, I have a mini-vacuum, does that work? (picks it up, turns it on, points it at the cam)

This is the vacuum, bee tee dubs:

 

[OldHippy]

A model on CB has written in her bio:

"and date older white man single and would love to find my future husband here, build a life together"

I can almost feel the 15 page "I am in love and about to get married! Do you guys think it's a great idea?" being written already...

 

[yummybrownfox]

Why isn't there a Things members say that make you go "lol" thread? Some of the things they say make me laugh, but I don't want to put it in the Things members say that make you go "WTF" thread.

 

[Starman]

Why isn't there a Things members say that make you go "lol" thread? Some of the things they say make me laugh, but I don't want to put it in the Things members say that make you go "WTF" thread.

https://www.ambercutie.com/forums/threads/things-members-say-that-make-you-lol.6602/page-26
https://www.ambercutie.com/forums/threads/things-members-say-that-make-you-go-wtf.1605/page-380

 

[yummybrownfox]

https://www.ambercutie.com/forums/threads/things-members-say-that-make-you-lol.6602/page-26

Thanks. That thread's not as active as it should be. Y'all won't get annoyed if I resurrect it then (though it's not that old)?

 

[EmptyKins]

Thanks. That thread's not as active as it should be. Y'all won't get annoyed if I resurrect it then (though it's not that old)?

Use your goddess grace to summon it from the shadow realm. I feel your power.

 

[nzhere]

Not Lol but a WTF?
room subject changed to "#shhh my dog and her cousin don't know about the cam!!!

 

[emahlee]

Thanks. That thread's not as active as it should be. Y'all won't get annoyed if I resurrect it then (though it's not that old)?

Do it Pleeez!?
I definitely "LOL", way more than I "WTF", at the members!

 

[Johndoe91]

Model: where were you born?

i assume she was going for something along the lines of where are you from, but i still chuckled

 

[Johndoe91]

A while back I was leaving a room and I said "I have to take off" and she said " you sound like an airplane" and now I cant not think of that any time I hear or read it

 

[SaffronBurke]

A while back I was leaving a room and I said "I have to take off" and she said " you sound like an airplane" and now I cant not think of that any time I hear or read it

That's a good one! I just know people who think it's funny to ask "what are you taking off".