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[Mila_]

I love cooking shows...

- Iron Chef is my all time fave
- Family cooking showdown is a British contest show where different families duel from their kitchens to earn the favor of 2 pompous chefs. It highlights the importance of team work even as a family, forgiveness for each other screw ups and how important an oven thermometer really is.
- Hell’s Kitchen and all its spinoffs because it taught me never to eat at Mexican restaurants again.

Edit: I just remembered a VH1 show that was like The Real World only with hasbeens. They casted Vanilla Ice, Ron Jeremy, Tammy Faye etc for the first season and Chyna Doll and the midget from Austin Powers for the second, it was so bizarre, does anyone remember the name of that show?

 

[AudriTwo]

Edit: I just remembered a VH1 show that was like The Real World only with hasbeens. They casted Vanilla Ice, Ron Jeremy, Tammy Faye etc for the first season and Chyna Doll and the midget from Austin Powers for the second, it was so bizarre, does anyone remember the name of that show?

THE SURREAL LIFE!

 

[RebelleHart]

If you guys haven't seen Sex House I HIGHLY recommend! It is The Onion's answer to the strangers in a house reality show. The episodes (about 10 mins each) gets more and more fucked up as they go on. Strap in my friends. Strap in.

 

[curvyredhead]

I was a big flavor of love and jersey shore fan....now i watch trisha paytas when i need my trash addiction fix lol

I also love real estate shows....they make me horny.....mid century modern? pre-war walk up? craftsman? art deco? colonial? god yes!

 

[heybarkeep]

Forgot all about The Surreal Life. I remember the drunk midget, Chyna being really high, and I think Trishelle. Maybe Screech. Maybe even Flav.

 

[yummybrownfox]

Anybody was my 600 lbs life? I own all the seasons on Amazon.

No, but back in the day I LOVED My So-Called Life (Claire Danes and Jared Leto) on MTV.

 

[AudriTwo]

Does anybody remember Next? It was on MTV. Where they rent a bus and a person can choose between 5 different people by screaming next while going on a date. And Room Raiders. I always wanted to pick a date out by judging their cleanliness and interior design.

 

[SaffronBurke]

The only reality show I ever really watched was The Osbournes. We'd flip channels between it and The Brady Bunch.

 

[Carmita Bonita]

Does anybody remember Next? It was on MTV. Where they rent a bus and a person can choose between 5 different people by screaming next while going on a date. And Room Raiders. I always wanted to pick a date out by judging their cleanliness and interior design.

One of my distant relatives was on Next!

Does anyone remember I think it was called "date my mom" on MTV?!

 

[IsabellaSnow]

Ahaha so many lol's over this thread!

I worry that one day when this guy realises that a large amount of "teen" porn is acted out by women in their mid to late 20s and (shock horror) even 30s who happen to have particularly slight physiques with more child like facial features, his boner is going to retract back into his body and never see the light of day again. Newsflash: 18 year olds as a rule are fully developed adult women. "Teen" is just a fetish/fantasy for women who could pass as being prepubescent or a few years underage. The barely legal fantasy is also a part of that fetish/fantasy. Personally I find this near certain falsehood reassuring, probably because I am not a pedophile and like my porn to be acted out by consenting adults.

Another newsflash: Most models lie about their age and birth dates for safety reasons! Why? Because you can search a birth date and find those who were born then, so if that makes a model a scammer, we are all scammers. Those who have decided to have a "barely legal" persona, is probably because they look barely legal and fit into that niche. If you've caught her out on "the lie", she's probably not seriously trying to conceal that she isn't really just turned 18.

Also, I know loads of camgirls who have been full time students over the years and still work fairly long hours on cam. Some courses don't have that many contact hours, for example one of my flatmates barely has any contact hours and streams loads on twitch, while my course is a full time job which means I have no time to cam. Whatever her age is, there is no evidence she's lying about being a student. I'm on the upper side of my mid 20s and I study.

 

[Lintilla]

I haven't watched many reality shows since more than a decade ago when I still had cable and it was easy. I watched SO many back then. Mostly dating shows. Elimidate. Shot at Love. I have Steven Seagal Lawman still on my HD. America's Next Top Model. To boot, I knew many people whose music was in the background of those. And I ran into Heather Kuzmich from ANTM at my local grocery store one time, which was cute. Awkward meets awkward. She was getting a new store card. I want to post other pics here of people I met in Chicago, but I already bragged under my real name.

These days, I'll download Big Brother if it's the UK version and it's currently airing (half the time I find out too late), or I'll watch things like Kitchen Nightmares and Hotel Hell whenever I happen upon it. I don't have a lot of tolerance for American reality shows anymore.

I wish I could be on BBUK. I'd be kicked out first, though. Also, I'm not British.

 

[EmptyKins]

I really loved wife swap! And celebrity wife swap. The episode with Corey Feldman and his creepy cult wives was the best.

 

[BiancaBaker]

I came into this thread on page 3 and REALLY thought it was about a TV show LMAO

 

[EmptyKins]

If you guys haven't seen Sex House I HIGHLY recommend! It is The Onion's answer to the strangers in a house reality show. The episodes (about 10 mins each) gets more and more fucked up as they go on. Strap in my friends. Strap in.

Just binged all 10 episodes and I'm still in shock. Idk whether to thank you or cry. Best hour of my life thus far.

 

[Emberblaze]

I really loved wife swap! And celebrity wife swap. The episode with Corey Feldman and his creepy cult wives was the best.

Omg I can't believe I forgot wife swap. I just binge watched this the other day.

I almost never watch TV but it's ALWAYS garbage tv when I do.

 

[Violet Dawn]

apparently it does if she feels the need to conceal it and not be honest. She also not in school. lol can't go to AVN during school...

Hey. Guess what.

*whispers* I'm not actually 19. umadbro?

 

[heybarkeep]

Man those MTV shows were terrible but I'll admit to watching them. Hard to believe now but MTV was a solid channel for a brief period. Shows like 120 Minutes and Beavis and Butthead were great.

 

[Ivy Adams]

I miss Laguna Beach man. I can still hear the intro and I'm still not over Stephen/Lauren/Kristin. Loved Jersey Shore too!
What I watch now is Catfish- that show is just... insanely ridiculous and I can't get enough. I'll watch Teen Mom OG if that's on too but really only watch it for the drama of crazy Farrah Abraham and her mom

The new singing competition from Diddy is pretty good ,The Four (but if Zhavia wins I scream rigged) have any of you watched it??

Also.. thanks for this thread, made me giggle so much

 

[Dan Epstein]

I just miss Earle Hickey and his Karma list.

 

[AmberCutie]

This mufukka really tried to start a THIRD thread about this same shit, lol. I marked him as spam and banned him, which may make some or all of his posts invisible to y'all, sorry for any confusion.

 

[zippypinhead]

I just miss Earle Hickey and his Karma list.

Man, me too. It's still one of my favorite shows.

 

[AudriTwo]

This mufukka really tried to start a THIRD thread about this same shit, lol. I marked him as spam and banned him, which may make some or all of his posts invisible to y'all, sorry for any confusion.

but he has to exxxpose her

 

[heybarkeep]

Fun Fact Friday yall. The aforementioned Earl/Jason Lee was a professional skateboarder before acting. Dude was pretty damn good. A really cool and unique career path. Well, that concludes Fun Fact Friday. Really feels like I undersold FFF. Was not only fun but also somewhat interesting.

 

[Kiki Jane]

Omg I can't believe I forgot wife swap. I just binge watched this the other day.

I almost never watch TV but it's ALWAYS garbage tv when I do.

I used to love Wife Swap and Trading Spouses (same thing, but on a different channel), as well as SuperNanny... I think they aired on the same night? I love watching bratty kids ham it up for the camera, so funny! I still watch King Curtis (hilarious kid from Wife Swap) now and then. I heard on some reddit thread that he was actually a good kid in real life, but was acting up for the TV show

 

[JoleneBrody]

Man, me too. It's still one of my favorite shows.

Oh man. Joy was so funny!

 

[Mila_]

Not a reality show but trash TV nonetheless: The Voice. It’s so great and so corny, the participants not only have great voices they also need a personal life story of struggle and overcoming tragedies, so many cancer survivors, single moms and weekend activists it’s just great. My favorite is when Miley is a coach

 

[AudriTwo]

did anyone say RuPaul's Drag Race yet? if you love fierce queens, sickening drag, and drama

 

[Deleted member 37064]

Haven't watched a reality show in years. Last thing I watched was "Family Ties".

 

[UniversitySmiles]

Has anyone noticed UniversityLIZ on chaturbate? saying she is 18 and only 2 months on cam... Then how did you have birthday party on your couple account GuruofKink

Yes I have noticed myself on Chaturbate, thank you for your interest in me Im flattered! I love all of the support I have been shown on these replies I appreciate you all so very much for standing up and supporting me

I have been camming solo for a little under 3 months, that is correct. Don't worry, I am not a 30 year old claiming I am 18. I am similar age, I choose a day to celebrate my birthday with my fans to keep my identity my little secret.

 

[UniversitySmiles]

Oh, look! Another weird dude who joined this forum just to cry about some dumb shit related to camgirls. Y'all should put your heads together, and create your own private group/club/or something...

I wonder if this model knows that you're badmouthing her on here...over something so silly. She'll probably be all WTF at first, but then start laughing her ass off at you, like I just did.

Y'all need to leave these models alone, and get you some business. My goodness. It's Saturday night. Shouldn't you be at some bar somewhere using lame-ass pick-up lines on women, and blowing your stinky alcohol/cigarette breath in their faces?

I couldn't have said this better myself. I laughed so hard after reading your comment.