What a crazy time.
So I am out shopping the other day. An obese woman was walking across the parking lot, suckin' on a Big Gulp. She was wearing a ratty t-shirt, and a ratty pair of denim cutoffs that exposed her scabby legs. She got into a beat up Ford Ranger (which looked like it should have been taken off the road years ago) and drove away. Emblazoned across the tailgate in white spraypaint: PRESIDENT TRUMP
This is a shallow assessment based on appearances, but everything about her screamed "I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON BUT I KNOW I DON'T LIKE IT." A typical Trump supporter? I cannot say...
A few minutes later I listened as a passionate conservative radio talk show host railed against the plot by the "mainstream" media and Hillary to attack Trump. The host did manage to slip in a bit about Trump helping them out with the crap he says. So in other words, Trump was getting unfairly attacked for stupidity, but the host was willing to admit Trump is stupid. Hilarious. Don't really need logic when you are appealing to emotions.
The Clinton Cash video. Wow, quite a revelation. So you're telling me money and corruption rule the world? Who would have thunk it!! How long has this been going on!?
Then there are the pitiful attempts to present Trump as a man of integrity, some sort of trailblazing super-genius who has all the answers and isn't afraid to take on the corrupt system. Talk about putting makeup on a pig!
Trump is an opportunistic, flip-flopping, rabble-rousing, sack of hot air who has had his eye on the Oval Office for decades. The "answers" he offers are often simultaneously horrifying in their implications, and hysterically funny in that they reveal he often isn't even sure what the question is.
I send a hug out across the universe to all the die-hard Trump supporters. Lacking options, they feel forced to dress him in a suit of shining armor and convince themselves a hero lies beneath that bad weave. My heart breaks for them all.
Of course, the die-hard Hillary supporters aren't much better off, except that their candidate is a slightly saner choice.
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