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Ohhh Oh, this one happened just now!
You might be a camwhore if...

Your BF is using his electric razor then turns to you and jokingly comments about how it sounds just like a vibrator, and you reply, "Huh, I'm so used to that noise, I don't even notice it any more".
 
You drop something on the floor and seductively pick it up. Booty popped and everything. Then realize you arent on cam and did that for nothing.
 
You own enough sex toys to open up a sex shop.
The people at the adult store know you by name.
You wore out your vibrator
 
LilyMarie said:
sxycherrypie said:
YOu accidentally go to work with your red lipstick on cause it is natural to think job= camtime! lol
I go to school with lipstick on, but most of time I don't wear any lipstick on cam. Is that weird? ^^
I only wear my redlipstick on cam. Well on xmas I am going to get some sprinkles and sprinkle on the sprinkles on my lips then put a Santa hat on =d. But yea yesterday accidentally wore my red lipstick to work ooops
 
ComicOzzie said:
you own stock in Duracell and EverReady.
I actually got duracell rechargeable batteries so I guess I am stocked never have to buy batteries for a long long time
Also you may be a camwhore if you get turned on by looking at the oil and lube sect which btw it right by the personal massagers. I hate working in retail when my pussy is getting wet makes me wanna fuck myself.
 
When you get $5 change back, you flash the clerk your titties. So embarrassing! ;P

When you see a homeless person with a sign on the corner, you think, "Why don't they just get on cam?!"
 
This is my favorite thread everrr!

You used to hate when your butt jiggled and now you can't get enough of that jig!

Your resume skills consist of fisting, squirting, anal, (videos available upon request.) Your accomplishments are "MFC Top 20 three times in 2011" or top 100, 200..
 
when your friends (that know what you do) come to your house they ask where it is safe to sit (so that they aren't sitting on pussy juice!)
 
you have three identities- real life, online, camming

you spend an hour every month (maybe split up, maybe all at once) looking for yourself online to be sure that 1- no one can find you and 2- your content isn't being stolen

you realized that you could probably beat the pureromance system by signing up as a saleswoman, getting the kit, then using all the toys on camera instead of throwing toy parties to sell/recruit
 
This has been happening a lot the last few days... made me think of this thread.

You might be a camwhore if...
your bf is playing nickle slots online and the easiest way for him to calculate how money he is up to when looking at the amount of credits the machine says he won, he is constantly asking you "how much money is (4000, 6050, 500, ect...) nickles?" Because he knows that you will know the answer right away.
 
You may be a Cam Whore if ... You can translate babblese ( basic conversation from general uneducated masses) without missing a beat.
... You know more toy stores than there are local stores for general merchandise
... You watch a porno and say that you can do better and then prove it on cam.
 
GreatDane said:
... You can translate babblese ( basic conversation from general uneducated masses) without missing a beat.

Yes!! especially the one-handed typers:

- im strokom my bog dock while upi ginger upiseld kik kik
 
You might be a camwhore if...
Your family comes over for Xmas eve dinner and youve got care instructions stuck on your fridge for your newest toy, which the clerk at the sex store so kindly highlighted for you in festive green highlighter. :(

***Just below the xmas photos of your cousins, which of course caused the family to congregate around the fridge to ooh and ahh
 
..If it's perfectly normal for you to shower three times within 8 hours - before camming, while camming, and when you wake up in the morning, to get rid of all the excessive body lotion and to avoid smelling like a gigantic vanilla cake in school.
 
You might be a camwhore if ... someone does something for you the thank you comes out much more enthusiastic than planned.

You might be a camwhore if ... you run out of panties before everything else even though you have double the amount of real clothes.
 
StarrieNights said:
when you see a pretty girl working a minimum wage job and you resist every urge to "save her". i feel like an evangelical.
Megaclit said:
...You unconsciously separate the guys at the grocery store into premiums, basics and guests.
I'm soooo guilty of the above!

You might be a cam whore if...
- You have the mfc token “bling” as txt alert on your phone
- You giggle and say “perv” every time someone says “do I know you from somewhere?”
- You have a "fb friendly" photo folder on your computer
- You're out with your friends and they ask you if the random girl wearing fishnets is one of your "coworkers"
- You’ve ever considered muting your bf because he’s just a basic member
- You own more Instead cups than tampons
- You find yourself offering a free video whenever your friends buy dinner
 
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