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I was actually rated and admired by a member on MFC (like, in a good way)...WoW...models could probably care less about that stuff, but I think it is awesome if one of your peers thinks you are good...pretty neat!
Yesterday in my Psychology of Human Development course I learned about lipstick parties. I couldn't help but giggle, I pictured shag carpeting neon purple lipstick, guys with long hair, and penises with all sorts of lipstick shades...lol
Came across what may be the smartest camgirl ever here.
That is one creepy fucking sweater, right? I was thinking to myself "why would a camgirl wear something that scares away boners while on cam?" Then it occurs to me, because she knows that people like me would pay just to get rid of the damn thing. Diabolical genius...
I'm old and tired and don't much feel like fuckin with it this morning, so when I found the old jokes thread locked, I thought I'll just slap it down in the DT thread so here you go.
I said to my father: "Dad, I want to get married."
He said: "Alright son, who do you want to marry?"
I said: "I'd like to marry Miss Green".
He said: "You can't".
I said: "Why not?"
He said: "She's your half-sister. When I was a lad I had a bike and I got around a bit."
I said: "Alright, I'll marry Miss White."
He said: "You can't, she's your half-sister. Forget about it."
Well, I was a bit despondent and I walked around pouting and my mum said to me: "What's wrong with you?"
I said: "Well, I told Dad I wanted to marry Miss Green and he said I couldn't because she's my half-sister. I said, "All right, I'll marry Miss White." He said: 'You can't, she's your half-sister."
She said: "Look, you go and marry which one you like. He's not your father anyway!"