Daily Thoughts

[eyeteach]

Let that be a lesson for you: NEVER call an escort service from your company issued cell phone.

There's a reason burner phones are easy to get.

 

[VanessaSantos]

Why there are no baby pigeons? Where do adult pigeons come from?

 

[Fatquack]

Don't post when drunk, don't.

 

[Johndoe91]

I don't usually complain about the weather, but my county is currently in a severe thunderstorm watch, flash flood watch, AND an excessive heat warning all at once. I'm also too lazy to go outside in the rain to see if it's still excessively hot out...

 

[eyeteach]

Why there are no baby pigeons? Where do adult pigeons come from?

The stork???

 

[VanessaSantos]

What do humans taste like? Plastic?

 

[Nikola Tesla]

What do humans taste like? Plastic?

Soylent Green

 

[VanessaSantos]

Soylent Green

High-energy plankton.

 

[Dan Epstein]

Don't post when drunk, don't.

Now your'e telling me? After my 4th vodka tonic?

 

[Dan Epstein]

 

[n_i_c_u]

Odd to be an extra in the police/crime drama: (not sure how to upload vlc file from my desktop). All I can say without the video is always lock your car doors and learn how to use your phone so you can record weirdness on a whim (make it easy and practice--take videos of your life).

I watched a kid (11-12 years old at 9:30 on a saturday) trying to break in to cars, recorded him, ran down to the street and waited hoping to curb his crimes (I've done this before but didn't know how to do the phone camera thing and just stood out there trying to freak out the perps), wondering what to do, as he acted all normal riding his scooter past me like he is awesome and thankfully a police officer was driving down the road and I flagged him down and he asked to see the video (the kid saw the police and rolled off on his dumb push scooter as he saw the policeman coming down the road).

Amazing I remembered to press record and it worked out. I would have felt so horrible to watch him actually get in to a car and rob people...I've seen it before and didn't record and it was horrible. Recording is AMAZING! (and, I really dislike people)

 

[Dan Epstein]

I just got a comment from someone who told me "Dan, you just spend way too much time on that Ambercutie Forum", that made me so proud

 

[VanessaSantos]

I feel hungry. I get my as off the couch and go to the fridge. It's half full with salad, several types of veggies, Parmesan cheese and some sour cream. There's nothing that could be prepared in a few minutes or less and suddenly I'm not hungry anymore.

 

[Dan Epstein]

Is this international Tequila day? Suddenly I feel a lot happier...a todos mis vatos en Mexico

 

[yummybrownfox]

I was browsing the old birthday idea threads on here, and I'm afraid to do any of that "Pop the balloon, and reveal a prize" stuff on cam, now that I'm living in an apartment building. LOL.

 

[Dan Epstein]

Please don't make fun of the beer belly, I just love this t-shirt, and I don't mind making fun of myself once in a while

 

[Fatquack]

You call that a beerbelly? Amateur!

 

[Val Vega]

I hate humanity. So damn much.

 

[Dan Epstein]

I hate humanity. So damn much.

We're all people persons at the end of the day, otherwise we wouldn't be working

 

[Gen]

I saw Spider-Man: Homecoming the other night (it was very good), and all I could think was, whyyyy does Aunt May look so familiar?! And realized that Marisa Tomei reminds me of an older version of @AmberCutie! I'm sure I'm not the first to say it but the sweet smile and the hair totally reminded me of Miss Amber!

 

[VanessaSantos]

As I was getting ready for my evening read the biggest spider I've seen in my lifetime crawled in my bedroom. It moved slowly but confidently until it stopped on pile of books on my nightstand.
"I suddenly have no more desire to read." I concluded.
"No need to discriminate. You're not perfect yourself, miss" The spider opinionated in a low key spiderly voice.
"In that case, do you mind moving?" I've asked, taken aback by the creature's self righteousness.
"It's late. Don't you feel sleepy?" It insisted.
"No i don't." I stated, annoyed.
"Well, I'm not the one talking to arachnids." The creature spoke.
It wasn't there anymore when I woke up.

 

[Dan Epstein]

I reached out to the hidden Latinos here, but I feel like I have neglected my Russian colleagues.

Please let me know that I'm not the only one here who knows this image:

 

[VanessaSantos]

I reached out to the hidden Latinos here, but I feel like I have neglected my Russian colleagues.

Please let me know that I'm not the only one here who knows this image:

My grandfather used to say that it wasn't possible to abstain from drinking under the soviet regime. Meeting with a boss? You get that vodka bottle ready. Auditor's visit today? More vodka! Colleague dropped by for a visit? Better have some more vodka left!

 

[Dan Epstein]

My grandfather used to say that it wasn't possible to abstain from drinking under the soviet regime. Meeting with a boss? You get that vodka bottle ready. Auditor's visit today? More vodka! Colleague dropped by for a visit? Better have some more vodka left!

It's cool to know I reached out to a Latina and a Russian at the same time

 

[VanessaSantos]

It's cool to know I reached out to a Latina and a Russian at the same time

I'm a box of endless surprises. And spiders.

 

[JessaBella]

I am excited to have a schedule for camming. And it still leaves time to do things with the kids.

 

[Dan Epstein]

It's Pirate Thursday again (like every Thursday) so feel free to arrrrghhh!

 

[Fatquack]

Aaaaarrrrr! Shiver my timbers!

 

[VanessaSantos]

Enough acf for today..

 

[Dan Epstein]

Sometimes the most sensitive and thoughtful act you can do is to ask a direct and simple question.