You start feeling old when...

[Brad]

...you're the only one around that knows how to rebuild and tune a carburetor. (Or even knows what a carburetor is)
:lol:

 

[SerenaMoon]

I think you are all speaking another language.

 

[mynameisbob84]

I think you are all speaking another language.

Get off my lawn, damn whippersnapper

 

[Poker_Babe]

I think you are all speaking another language.

Get off my lawn, damn whippersnapper

Baaaahahahahahahaha

 

[LadyLuna]

...your joints start creaking in the mornings.
...directly after waking up, you need to hang your feet off the bed for 5 mins before you stand on them so they don't hurt.

(I'm only 28 damnit!)

 

[Brad]

...your partner has to put your socks on for you because you just can't bend over that far when you first wake up.

 

[E_Zekiel]

You remember every town had at least 1 movie theater, and frequently a Drive In theater also.
1st run Star Wars Episode IV, outside, on the very big screen.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

.
.
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'I'm older and I have more insurance!'​

You suddenly realize you've been using that movie quote for real, a lot!

 

[Nordling]

You tell an amusing story and someone younger mentions you told the same story yesterday (if they're polite, they won't mention you also told it last week, last month and every preceding month for the last five years)

 

[southsamurai]

sort of off topic, but anytime i run into an aggressive young punk, i end up throwing out one of my favorite sayings from my grandfather.

im too old to be scared and too fat to run, dont fuck with me. (to which ive added in the last 5 years or so: and crippled, so ill have to just kill you to be safe.) so far it works every time lol. of course that may be because im still 6 ft, 300 lbs and very well armed lol.

 

[Dave550]

Well you know you are getting older when you go from complaining about being carded at a bar
To wishing someone would just for the ego boost

 

[morment]

You tell an amusing story and someone younger mentions you told the same story yesterday (if they're polite, they won't mention you also told it last week, last month and every preceding month for the last five years)

If that's true I've been old since I was 12.

 

[Poker_Babe]

You tell an amusing story and someone younger mentions you told the same story yesterday (if they're polite, they won't mention you also told it last week, last month and every preceding month for the last five years)

If that's true I've been old since I was 12.

LOL me too. :lol:

 

[MissyMisfit]

I quote Super Troopers and only five college students out of a 120 student class laugh

 

[yossarian]

You remember every town had at least 1 movie theater, and frequently a Drive In theater also.
1st run Star Wars Episode IV, outside, on the very big screen.

When you talk to someone about Star Wars and the first thing they think of is Jake Lloyd and Jar-Jar.

 

[Poker_Babe]

I quote Super Troopers and only five college students out of a 120 student class laugh

Hahaha too funny.

 

[southsamurai]

when all the spam mail you get for dating sites is "find mature singles"

 

[JerryBoBerry]

when all the spam mail you get for dating sites is "find mature singles"

You still get those? All I get is ones for retirement homes in Mexico and the Scooter Store. :icon-cry:

 

[Poker_Babe]

OMG some of these are too damn funny :lol:
Thanks for responding guys, I really do feel better now! :thumbleft:

 

[Dave550]

You know your getting older When going threw your pocket change , your hard pressed to find a coin that has been in circulation
as long as you have.

I never leave home with out a gold doubloon or piece of eight :mrgreen:

 

[JerryBoBerry]

You know your getting older When going threw your pocket change , your hard pressed to find a coin that has been in circulation
as long as you have.

I never leave home with out a gold doubloon or piece of eight :mrgreen:

I've got 2000 year old Roman and Chinese coins. They just just barely qualify. :-D

 

[emptiedglass]

When there are models on MFC who are half your age.
When you realize that you're more than twice as old now as you were when you finished high school.