Your most mortifying moment

SinSeraTea · Apr 19, 2014

So I'm coming up on the one year since I started this in a month, even though I really haven't worked at all since ... february? Barely even then. I've been planning on coming back and using my knowledge to sort of start new over again. I don't know if that's a good thing to do as a camgirl but I think it might be best for me.

I learn sort of ... quickly but not really thoroughly until I am comfortable with something. And so I have some mortifying moments.

The one that will always stick out for me though... and it was down to two. <.<

I'd had a long and totally unproductive shift. Someone that I genuinely liked talked me into watching his cam for about... half price... or four minutes. Something very short. I waited almost double time because he was really into it... but I was also in that headspace of watching the clock and because I have horrible timing I ended up interrupting him preeeetty much in the middle of his finish. He kind of got angry, paid more and finished and left and I've never seen him since.

I felt awful and messaged him saying sorry (I think, I might have just mortifiedly shrunk away)... and still feel ... bleh. My timing is getting better though. I learn from mistakes at least.

Another for me is also money and emotional related. (Did I mention I haven't cammed in months? it's because I went crazy. >.> They put me in a round room. **Seriously though no one put me anywhere. I just took time to get my shiznit together. ... oh dear. I'm rambling now.

That other mortifying event I'm avoiding mentioning. This was earlyish from a very bad night. I logged off and cried... and then I told myself to get back on the pony, changed my dress and got back to it. And ended up logging off. Cried, told myself to be a big girl, logged back on. Logged back off. Cried. (There were a few iterations of this) until I got really mad. And I don't get mad often but when I do I'm scary. So I logged back in with my riding crop, changed my topic to FRIDAY OF BELLIGERENCE AND RAGE 25 tk to crop. And greeted everyone with "Hi (username) FUCK YOU!" I held that together for all of ten minutes while someone very kind who was flipping through models messaged me and mentioned that this seemed out of character. I cried. On cam. And my one regular gentleman came in and basically saved the day. I never saw the kind person again. But I've got warm fuzzy vibes of goodness going their way at a constant rate.

Ask everyone. Mortification is fun after the fact! What's a mortifying event for you?

tomboytoy · Apr 19, 2014

It's hard for me to feel mortified about something because usually in retrospect I think it's really funny. So.

-Getting off cam, getting cross-faded, getting back on cam and losing my diddler and drunkenly running around the house while in a Private yelling "OHMYGAWDLOGOUTIFYOUWANTI'MREALLYSORRYI'LLSENDYOUAFREEVIDEOI'MSOSORRY"

Not mortifying, but the last time I was on MFC I drew on a unibrow and a lipstick goatee, changed my username to sexisasquatch, wore a Michael Bolton tee and torn overalls and offered a cumshow at 1 token. Didn't make my countdown and eventually it turned into a close-up of MB's face on the tee while I played Ween and pinched the lips to make MB sing along. Had a very nice conversation with someone about MB's musical talent and how his armpit had run out to get a Pepsi. Was offering tit flashes for people to insult me, but everybody was begging me to take the makeup off.

-My dog stealing my dildo to use as a chew toy after my first group show. Finding it, running back to my room and wailing about how pissed I was. Everybody thought it was hilarious.

-Screaming "I hope you fall off a cliff into a cactus field" and ruining an SPH sesh.

-My roommate being in the background of my cam and me not knowing. "Uh, him? He's a ghost! GTFOGTFOGTFO dude."

-Finally banning someone in the middle of a Private and the dude that was actually paying getting mad and leaving.

KayleePond · Apr 19, 2014

Finley · Apr 20, 2014

So, I haven't really had all that many mortifying moments yet, but I have had one that I will always remember. TMI warning!

My husband was sitting in the room on his computer across the room (we cam together when a couples show is requested) and I had had an IUD put in and was spotting for two weeks (until it fell out, yeah, I am now on the path to getting my tubes tied cause I am fed up), anyway, it was a week into my IUD, I had been using sea sponges because you can have sex and use dildos, etc. with them (and they are awesome, btw! I highly recommend, I can always cam while on my period).

ANYWAY, I hadn't spotted at ALL that day, so I thought it was over, so I stupidly didn't put my sponge in. Well, I was doing a show and I was using my hitachi at one point. I finished, the show finished and ended, I moved the hitachi and there was blood ALL over me. I had seen my husband make a surprised face during the show, but I couldn't even tell because luckily the hitachi was covering it.

So yeah, I was mortified. Luckily the guy I was doing a private for didn't notice, and luckily it only got all over me, but damn. I don't want a repeat of that.

When in doubt, plug it up!

RoxySmoke · Apr 22, 2014

Recently, someone came in my room and asked if I did foot fetish. I said 'I've never done it before but I do have feet' before flashing my feet. I was planning to keep going and say '...so I can give it a go if you like' but for whatever reason I stopped and so just said 'I do have feet'

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I was amazed that he was really nice about it and said 'no worries xx' before he left...

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