Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Ozzie_]

I wasn't referring to Stripchat. I had thought you guys were talking about Chaturbate. LOL. Oops, sorry!

It does get confusing here sometimes

 

[Sequential]

This guy was typing gritty comments into the chat. He started off light, then ramped it up over several messages.

This is the one that got him expelled:



Seq.

 

[Highlander884]

That's some imagination. Can't help but think it came from the mind of a child.

 

[CallMeMaria]

This guy is something else. We had an exclusive a couple of nights ago where he told me i am not attractive enough for him to have sex with me but that if I keep my clothes on he just wants to chat. He proceeded to tell me all about his impressive achievements in life, here I share jsut som in no particular order;

- Trained SAS commanders
- Trained the Navy Seals
- Is a billionaire
- Flies fighter jets F19s and trained all the pilots
- Invented the operations systems for Apple and Samsung
- Bought his wife an island
- Sucks dick better than his wife
- Did a skydive with no parachute

Today he showed up with thousands on his token balance and told me he has a tipping ban on his account for 24h because he spent too much in the last 2h. Chatted for ages and ages, flooded my free chat until I politely reminded him it is disrespectful to show up, be the centre of attention and not tip.

He threw his toys out the pram, announced his exit and told me he will never ever return and what a big mistake I made calling him disrespectful.

No less than 2 minutes later he sends me this;

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I banned him in the end - he created approximately 15 more profiles that all got banned. I was generous and only used 30 day ban. I guess it was lifted today....This is what i got from him;

 

[Lyllla]

He was offering my “so much tokens” when he has 1 token and the lowest rank for sex and because I rejected him he started insulting me lol

 

[Chimera]

I banned him in the end - he created approximately 15 more profiles that all got banned. I was generous and only used 30 day ban. I guess it was lifted today....This is what i got from him;

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Next he'll be saying he's got a brain the size of a planet.

 

[CallMeMaria]

Next he'll be saying he's got a brain the size of a planet.

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At least it makes a change, bragging with the brain size instead of the dick size. What is it with men and size?

 

[Wuggie]

At least it makes a change, bragging with the brain size instead of the dick size. What is it with men and size?

heheh I just had this chat with a friend today, we ended up agreeing that the place where size matters, is when we talking about cake.. she also said portions of food, but still

 

[CallMeMaria]

So, which one is it? Cheap or worthless?

 

[Wuggie]

I guess he signed up before he was 18 AND he grew at least 2cm over that year

 

[Vixxen81]

-- anyhow.... you kinda remind me of a bottle of ketchup... because i wanna flip you over... hit it from the back... and make you squirt all over

My response?

You kind of remind me of a dipshit that thinks pick up lines work on cam girls

 

[SuperPookie]

This was his intro when I said hi
Sbil
"5 g anal farts"

 

[Ozzie_]

"q pena q no t guste el anal. ese culo a perrito tiene q ser apoteosico" (Translation: What a shame you don't like anal. that doggy ass has to be amazing)

I mean what makes guys think such things are a compliment.. or acceptable. (at least he read her profile where she states many times she does not do anal play)

 

[misterical]

I guess he signed up before he was 18 AND he grew at least 2cm over that year

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What's a centimillimetre?

 

[Wuggie]

What's a centimillimetre?

even as a european, I'm not sure!!

 

[KingMarti]

even as a european, I'm not sure!!

100mm? and 1 cm is 1/100th of 1m? ?

 

[Wuggie]

100mm? and 1 cm is 1/100th of 1m? ?

Well, Centi means 1/100th, Milli means 1/1000th right.. and then you have meter


so it's, 1/100th of 1/1000th of a meter.. so with that logic there it's 0.00001meter, or 0.01cm.. I guess it grew a lot more than just 2cm in 1 year!!! impressive

 

[BlueEyezIrish]

I wonder how many models he asked.

 

[NotYou]

i hope he only means to see it not physically to obtain it... in a normal day to day life i'd not even wonder this, but online on cam sites, I genuinely don't ever want to guess or make assumptions

 

[rockin_rod]

 

[NotYou]

This guy on his 100th account (new by a few days), he always tries so hard yet fails so miserably at trying to sound smart and professional
(her epic goal is the gym hence he mentions it)

9:53 AM
US_______Attorney
Good morning. You may come to me via your PM as we shall proceed furthere in confidential proceeding out of the public eyes as this is the only way I can support you and your goal to open a GYM

 

[ElGato]

This guy on his 100th account (new by a few days), he always tries so hard yet fails so miserably at trying to sound smart and professional
(her epic goal is the gym hence he mentions it)

9:53 AM
US_______Attorney
Good morning. You may come to me via your PM as we shall proceed furthere in confidential proceeding out of the public eyes as this is the only way I can support you and your goal to open a GYM

OMG... I can't believe this guy is still around and still trying his crap!

 

[NotYou]

OMG... I can't believe this guy is still around and still trying his crap!

Me too, it's been a few years since he has been doing it now, the SAME thing, and same account names.
I genuinely think he is so delusional, he has made himself believe his own BS.

 

[rockin_rod]

That's a whopping US$50 offer

Well, well. In the month that passed since this user made his $50 offer, he's lowered it by another 20%.....

First one I posted here:


And today's:


(and he's still an ex)

 

[NotYou]

This guy must be sharing showers with that other guy who has a 40cm and 50cm dick:


12:24 PM
monkeyboy0931876
You are me seen most sexy Miss here

12:25 PM
monkeyboy0931876
Your pink boob is most sexy here

12:25 PM
monkeyboy0931876
Your show is most good and most sexy here

12:26 PM
monkeyboy0931876
Babe I now not wore any clothes need you babe

12:27 PM
monkeyboy0931876
My bird now 50 cm

12:27 PM
monkeyboy0931876
I need fuck you babe

12:28 PM
monkeyboy0931876
My bird now 55 cm

12:29 PM
monkeyboy0931876
I today see your sexy pink boob ,most sexy pink boob is your


12:38 PM
monkeyboy0931876
Your most red face and most sexy pink boob give me very have feel now

12:39 PM
monkeyboy0931876
Now kiss your pink boob feel is most good,ok?

12:39 PM
monkeyboy0931876
Most sexy ass

12:40 PM
monkeyboy0931876
Now fuck you is most good feel

12:40 PM
monkeyboy0931876
My bird now 55 cm very hot and very have feel now

 

[Schnauzevoll]

someone please let him know he doesnt need a camgirl, he needs a doctor. 55cm is dangerous.

 

[ElGato]

someone please let him know he doesnt need a camgirl, he needs a doctor. 55cm is dangerous.

55cm is a 3rd leg. Should just call himself Tripod

 

[Wuggie]

I can't remember for the life of me, if I have posted about this guy before or if someone else has!! I have seen this guys exact messages before!! he's still in some odd measuring contest with his dad.. and I did not know our genitals were supposed to keep growing and that at 50 it should be super huge or something.. something must have stopped for me there.. oh well


ETA: Screenshot is from phone, so it reads from the bottom to the top, just before any more confusion than this already gives me.

 

[CallMeMaria]

Ban. Thats what I can give you. In fact, you can even keep your 14 tokens, this one is on me.

 

[LydiaFrost]

55cm is a 3rd leg. Should just call himself Tripod

For some reason my mind directly went to this old tv show based on this book series instead of a tripod tripod. ?