Things models say that make you go 'lol'

[pg240]

Playboy Megan is banning basics left and right tonight with hilarious commentary such as "you've been jacking off for free here since 2004. BANNED!" She's really, really entertaining. You rock, Megan.

Makes for good viewing. Didnt realise I annoyed people so much on this forum as well. Guess I won't post anymore, save everyone trouble.

Excuse me? What did my post have to do with you? I must have missed a discussion.

 

[Nordling]

Playboy Megan is banning basics left and right tonight with hilarious commentary such as "you've been jacking off for free here since 2004. BANNED!" She's really, really entertaining. You rock, Megan.

Makes for good viewing. Didnt realise I annoyed people so much on this forum as well. Guess I won't post anymore, save everyone trouble.

Excuse me? What did my post have to do with you? I must have missed a discussion.

Yes, very strange. Only thing I can think of is that he's admitting he's a basic, and has never tipped anyone.

 

[trotskyleon]

Playboy Megan is banning basics left and right tonight with hilarious commentary such as "you've been jacking off for free here since 2004. BANNED!" She's really, really entertaining. You rock, Megan.

Makes for good viewing. Didnt realise I annoyed people so much on this forum as well. Guess I won't post anymore, save everyone trouble.

Excuse me? What did my post have to do with you? I must have missed a discussion.

I was in her room too..in playboymegans..yes.. :?

took me awhile to make sure but it was her room.

 

[PlayboyMegan]

Playboy Megan is banning basics left and right tonight with hilarious commentary such as "you've been jacking off for free here since 2004. BANNED!" She's really, really entertaining. You rock, Megan.

Makes for good viewing. Didnt realise I annoyed people so much on this forum as well. Guess I won't post anymore, save everyone trouble.

Excuse me? What did my post have to do with you? I must have missed a discussion.

Yes, very strange. Only thing I can think of is that he's admitting he's a basic, and has never tipped anyone.

I banned him immediately for being annoying on the forums. So now he's making a woe is me post in response.

 

[emptiedglass]

She then proceeded to pull the neck of her shirt over, and showed off a naked shoulder. :lol:

 

[LilyMarie]

She then proceeded to pull the neck of her shirt over, and showed off a naked shoulder. :lol:

Hm, I think this can be a good strategy if it's done well. It's something new, something not everyone does, and if she ends up getting a reasonable amount for getting naked eventually, and it works for her, why not do it this way?

 

[sweetiebatman]

Random unsolicited PM from Model:


Model: Hey BB
Me: Hey there
Model: I DONT UNDERSTAND YOU

 

[Kokoro]

I was reading a model's profile (yes, I actually take the 3 minutes to do so), and she had the following statement listed under Talents:

I can make minute rice in 58 seconds.

I LOLed.

Das mine you read, mane.

 

[LilyMarie]

wifewanted2: you like anal in group or prvt
wifewanted2: you like tips for anal
JessiD: I will fuck you in the ass for tips

 

[trotskyleon]

 

[trotskyleon]

:lol:

 

[LilianaXO]

Hahahahaha, Eb's room cracks me up!

 

[zippypinhead]

Best response to "show feet bb" I've ever heard:

missclaudia: "I'm sorry, but I don't have feet."

 

[LilyMarie]

I made myself chortle just now.

On ask.fm:

this is the gif I linked to

 

[LacieLaPlante]

Best response to "show feet bb" I've ever heard:

missclaudia: "I'm sorry, but I don't have feet."

I say this all the time and once someone believed me Apparently, because of the tone of voice I said it in.

 

[LadyLuna]

I made myself chortle just now.

On ask.fm:

this is the gif I linked to

How do I not remember this episode?

 

[LilyMarie]

I made myself chortle just now.

On ask.fm:

this is the gif I linked to

How do I not remember this episode?

I know for sure it's somewhere in season 6....

 

[emptiedglass]

I know for sure it's somewhere in season 6....

I really need to catch up on that show.

 

[emptiedglass]

Not even gonna ask...



Even free shows aren't free anymore!



I promise I won't be mean to this girl.

 

[pg240]

I made myself chortle just now.

On ask.fm:

this is the gif I linked to

I love the word "chortle" and wish it were used more often.

 

[theguitarrist]

Last night, pocalove_:

ONE TOKEN TO RULE THEM ALL

:-D

 

[Jupiter551]

I feel sad she actually has to specify the rule-breaking things she doesn't do (while assuring us the show is still hot without the pee/poo!)

 

[NoelleBright]

Best response to "show feet bb" I've ever heard:

missclaudia: "I'm sorry, but I don't have feet."

I say this all the time and once someone believed me Apparently, because of the tone of voice I said it in.

When I get someone spamming the word "ass" I usually tell them I lost most of it in a tragic shark attack. People believe it until I actually turn around.

 

[emptiedglass]

Best response to "show feet bb" I've ever heard:

missclaudia: "I'm sorry, but I don't have feet."

I say this all the time and once someone believed me Apparently, because of the tone of voice I said it in.

When I get someone spamming the word "ass" I usually tell them I lost most of it in a tragic shark attack. People believe it until I actually turn around.

Some people's brains clearly aren't getting enough oxygen!

 

[ComicOzzie]

In response to the inevitable "Do you Skype, bb" question:

Sorry, I don't Skype, unless you are my grandma.

:lol:

 

[HobNobbies]

Popped into a model's room the other day, she was doing shots and was a little drunk, then out of the blue, bam, posted her personal details in chat

No bullshit either, it was the real deal, she's a photography student, link provided further links to where you buy her stuff, all legit site and all have bio on the photographer. There was also a FB link as well, bio on what part of the US she's in, what uni she's studying at etc etc :-o :-o :-o stalkers are going to have a field day going through that

 

[MissyLuvsU]

Popped into a model's room the other day, she was doing shots and was a little drunk, then out of the blue, bam, posted her personal details in chat

No bullshit either, it was the real deal, she's a photography student, link provided further links to where you buy her stuff, all legit site and all have bio on the photographer. There was also a FB link as well, bio on what part of the US she's in, what uni she's studying at etc etc :-o :-o :-o stalkers are going to have a field day going through that

This is far from "LOL" worthy. That's actually quite terrifying and I hope that she is ok. The internet is fucking cruel and unforgiving, and the fact that her personal information was exposed in that manner is just... I can't even find the words.

 

[CassieRamone]

Cheers to inhalers and gangsters! :lol:

i AM tupac

thank you for posting thissssss

333

 

[HobNobbies]

This is far from "LOL" worthy. That's actually quite terrifying and I hope that she is ok. The internet is fucking cruel and unforgiving, and the fact that her personal information was exposed in that manner is just... I can't even find the words.

I agree, not a lol moment but in my defence, it was not meant to be posted here but in the 'Model says.....WFT' thread

I'm still a little shocked that she did what she did and hope she'll continue to cam on MFC as her room is kind of fun and love the photo set and vids she's selling. It'll be sad to see her ending mfc prematurely as part of the reason she's doing it is to fund her way through university

 

[RogueWarrior]

OK, we all know Olivia's schtick, but she is.........Olivia. Popped in her room and the topic struck me as funny:

xxxx tokens until I do the nothing show for FREE!!!