I agree with many of your rages and yours really made me giggle, Freq.
Um. Mine.
Anti-smokers who just won't stop nagging you to quit - in fact, ANYONE nagging me not to do anything I CHOOSE to do if it's legal. You are not my fucking parent so FUCK OFF! Go worry about your own life. Same applies to anyone who tries to convert me to their religion, anyone who tries to tell me that my job is a sin, anyone who tries to tell me how I should live my own life. Anti-smokers are the worst at the moment though because they're growing in numbers and every time I leave my house they make me feel like a leper. If I am not blowing smoke all over you, then get out of my fucking face! I am considerate, I always discard my butts in my own portable ashtray and the only public place you can still smoke is outside, so stop whingeing at me!
People who can't drive. Argh!
Loud traffic. I live on a main road; so it's mufflers, motorbikes, lorries, sirens... all day and all night.
My fucking neighbours and their FUCKING cats who sit on my car/scratch it/leave dusty paw prints all over it.
People who walk in front of you in a shopping centre and then stop abruptly so you walk into them. Equally bad, people who walk so slowly you'd think they had concrete in their shoes.
The fact that when I was a kid, adults had all the rights and now that I'm an adult, kids have all the rights. When is it MY freaking turn? DISCIPLINE the little bastards! They don't NEED Ritalin, they need a solid smack instead!
Worst of all, the nanny state I live in. Internet filter? WTF??? Again: 'to protect the children'. KEEP THEM OFF THE DAMN INTERNET THEN! Stupid adverts all day long telling me what to eat, what not to eat, how bad sunbathing, alcohol, chocolate, smoking, sex etc etc is for you. Telling me I should walk for 30 minutes a day and eat 2 and 5 every day. FUCK OFF! 100% of health freaks die too! I choose to LIVE my life, not spend 150 years wrapped in bubble wrap eating sodding celery and sipping smegging water. I'd rather die at 60 with a cock in every hole, a fag in one hand and a martini in the other.
I could go on all day. I had no idea I raged so much! /rant